I want a nice body, but then like… food.
laughingstation: You will laugh out loud!
kid : how did you and daddy meet?
me: i flipped my hair and overwhelmed him!
kid: like in the song?
harry : no. she tricked me into signing a marriage agreement instead of a poster.
When you're in an awkward situation
most-awkward-moments: but then your bestfriend arrives you’re like: This blog will make you laugh so hard you’ll cry!